Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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