I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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