forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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