Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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