So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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