If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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