Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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