I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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