so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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