yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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