sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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