She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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