: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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