youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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