I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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