I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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