But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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