So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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