I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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