When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
you made out with another girl for some wings
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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