I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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