you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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