Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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