Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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