there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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