I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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