You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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