Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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