I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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