You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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