Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I want to fling myself into the sun
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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