I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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