did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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