Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
