Nicole vs. Life
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize