whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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