just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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