did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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