My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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