sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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