i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i dont even know how to be here
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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