Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
We are all done wearing pants today
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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