just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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