I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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