He asked me if I "almost moaned"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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