i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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