no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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