her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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