Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i think i just lost a toe
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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