How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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