She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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