I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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