Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
