I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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