Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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